Player Profile: Melissa Berry

BallparkBob — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:13:37 +0000

Melissa Berry is a linebacker for the Tampa Breeze.

Melissa Berry, Tampa Breeze

Melissa is another one of those silly girls who allowed a boyfriend to take naked pictures of her, then the knucklehead posted them on the internet and now she’s mad. Rightfully so.

During the last week of December, 2008, Berry filed suit in Florida against Mark Dawson, a 45-year-old “safe dating expert.” Now, isn’t that ironic. The guy bills himself as a safe dating expert then takes pictures and posts them on the internet.

According to court records, Berry is suing for in excess of $15,000. The trouble started when Dawson took pictures of Berry with his cell phone then started showing them to others. Berry’s position is that the pictures were meant to be private and only for Dawson’s eyes. When Berry confronted Dawson at a Tampa-area nightclub, she took the cell phone and busted it up.

Dawson then sent a text message to Berry’s mother asking for $500 to pay for the phone (classy, huh?). When the money was not received, Dawson posted the nude pictures on the internet on MySpace. According to Berry, one of the pictures depicted “a particularly private intimate act.”

There are several twists of irony to this story. One, why is a super hot Lingerie Football League player having sex with a slug

Melissa Berry naked

twenty years older than her? Second, why would a “safe dating expert” take pictures and post them on the internet without permission? Doesn’t say much for his credentials, does it? Third, you’d have to assume that if a hot 24-year-old is dating a 45-year-old, then he must be rich, right? Well, obviously Dawson is not a very successful guy if he demands a paltry $500 from a young woman. Wasn’t it worth $500 to have sex with her!

Now, back to the real reason you are here–lingerie football. Berry weighs in at 125 and will be a rookie linebacker this season for the Tampa Breeze. She’s a former dancer at Thee Dollhouse.

Tale of the Tape: Melissa Berry

Birthplace — Downers Grove, Illinois
Number – 12
Position – Linebacker
Height – 5′7″
Weight – 125
Credentials – Ms. Bikini Universe
Measurements - 34-26-32

The Tampa Breeze host the Chicago Bliss on December 4, 2009 in their home opener.

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Player Profile: Tianna Ta

BallparkBob — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:19:58 +0000

Tianna Ta

Tianna Ta Loves Massachusetts Sports

The New England Euphoria held tryouts looking for 12 women to play for the 2009 season. It’s real hard hitting football played 7 vs. 7. The Euphoria open the season in Atlanta on September 18.

The Euphoria named Tianna Ta (no jokes here guys) as its captain for the 2009 season. We haven’t seen Tianna play football yet, but take a look at her.

Tianna will play defensive line for the Euphoria. That’s usually where you stick those 115 pound bruisers.

Ta is a long time athlete prior to joining the Lingerie Football League. She was on the track team in high school and ran hurdles and also threw the javelin. “I think my longest throw was about 85 feet,” said Ta.

Tianna Ta, New England Euphoria

Tianna Ta # 7 New England Euphoria

Tale of the Tape — Tianna Ta

Hometown — Worcester, Massachusetts

Birthdate – November 5, 1981

Position – Defensive Lineman

Sign – Scorpio

Height – 5′ 7″

Weight – 112

Measurements — 34C-24-34

Shoe – 6 1/2

Nationality – Vietnamese

Profession – Model

Miscellaneous — won’t do nude modeling so don’t even ask

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Tianna Ta, New England Euphoria

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