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August
Phoenix Scorch Tryouts
The Phoenix Scorch franchise is not part of the Lingerie Football League for the 2009-2010 season, but the memories of the 
mamories still exist fresh in our minds. After all, of all places in the country, doesn’t it make sense to play football in your underwear in Phoenix?
Scorch team captain Kara Lanae, number 9, introduces the video and says that the Scorch is conducting tryouts for four available positions on the 2008-09 team. It’s interesting that it doesn’t look like they have a field worthy of such a tryout, but maybe they were trying to show just how tough it really is to play lingerie football. The field was a little muddy and certainly not of NFL quality.
After we watch the Scorch’s tryouts, we see the players going through a makeup and spray tanning session. The Scorch players get their eyebrows plucked and then head to a photo shoot where they have more oil on them than you see in the typical WWE match!
You gotta love incredibly sexy girls wearing eye black!
And, to conclude the video, the Scorch players head out to a nightclub in uniform. There’s a lot of dancing, partying, and autograph signing.
By the looks of this video, it’s a shame we won’t see the Phoenix Scorch this season in the LFL. Scorchers, you will be missed.
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September 11th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Why didn’t the Phoenix Scorch play this year? Are they going to play next year? If they are not planned for the next year how do we get them back in the LFL? I want to play!
September 25th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Will there be tryouts held for the 2010-11 season?? If so when and where?
October 10th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I’m also curious to find out if tryouts will be held for the 2010-2011 season
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October 11th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Would like to know about Tryouts for the Phoenix scorch 2011?
January 25th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
WHEN AND WHERE WILL TRYOUTS BE HELD FOR THE NEW 2011-12 SEASON FOR THE PHOENIX SCORTCH TEAM?IF ANY ONE HAS INFORMATION REGARDING THIS QUESTION PLEASE RESPOND.
THANK YOU